"I'm going to go retail on the next customer that refuses to wear a face mask."

"I'm so burnt out from working full time during a pandemic that I'm going to go retail on the next person that pisses me off."

"Look at this Chad getting all bent out of shape and asking for the manager."

(Me looking at my cat at any given time) "Look at you baby, you're so cute you're a picture."

(While outdoors) "Look at this scenery, it's a picture."