Someone who rolls up a bunch of crap to make it look nice.

They eat shit and die

A wonderful insect which helps the world by rolling poop into delicate intricate balls. It is often farmed for clearing dung. Most people would die to adopt it. It's sooo cute!

...an organism that can get more followers on facebook than Glenn Beck...

when a male or female craps on another male or females chest and then rolls it around making a ball like a dung beetle

After unprotected anal intercourse, when the head of the penis, more specifically the rim of the penis, is plastered with fecal matter.

While doing a chick doggie style, you slip both of your thumbs (with thumb nails touching) into her butthole. With both thumbs inserted in the anus, you click your thumb nails together thus, making a beetle sound.