An opportunity to magically get paid for staying at home and watching tv
. In order to participate, one must be a teacher, and make it known that they may possibly, in the foreseeable future, have contact with someone who is over the age of 70, as they would then place that person at a higher risk of death (increasing the risk to the equivalent risk of being struck by lightening
while scratching off a million dollar winning lottery ticket
Sorry Kim, I can’t hang out on Tuesday, quarantining
during the work week due to the pandemic
, however, if you want to go clubbing
on Saturday night, I’m free.