An opportunity to magically get paid for staying at home and
watching tv. In order to participate, one must be a teacher, and make it known that they may possibly, in the foreseeable future, have contact with someone who is over the age of 70, as they would then place that person at a higher risk of death (increasing the risk to the equivalent risk of being struck by
lightening while scratching off a million dollar winning
lottery ticket).
Sorry Kim, I can’t hang out on Tuesday,
quarantining during the work week due to the
pandemic, however, if you want to go
clubbing on Saturday night, I’m free.