YES MY MINIONS! HOLD ME UP ABOVE THE FLAMES; THAT I MAY ESCAPE THE FIRES OF HELL!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Hym "We need to get some people to throw money at us..."

Iam "What how? Why?"

Hym "I donno. Get some subscribers to lift us out of the fire for a bit."

Iam "Wow... That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard."

Hym "Oh I could come up with a way better plan then that it but would be more of a hassle. I like this plan though. Maybe start a cult. Or another cult. Make them go to war with one another. Blood in the streets and whatnot."

Iam "We don't have time for this. We have to go. We're out of money again. And gas. And no one is going to pay us to point a camera at our face and get high with our friends."

Hym "Tight. Let's go sit in silence for 9 hours straight in an air conditioning-less car while our phone teeters between overheating and running out of battery. Hopefully we'll be able to keep wasps from flying into our muffler-less car that needs to have it's windows down at all times so we don't die of carbon monoxide poisoning. Wasps are gross."

Iam 😑

Hym 🙂

Iam 😑

Hym 🙂

Iam 😑 "..... Let's just go."

Hym 🙂 "Ok! I'm thirsty. Let's grab all this loose change laying around and go get an energy drink."
by Hym Iam May 17, 2022