The reason why I don't get much sleep

The inferior gaming console of the PS3. Quite possibly the most worthless piece of shit ever to be brought into existence. Unless your a Halo 3 fan/fat fuck who lives in mother's basement and wastes his life spending countless hours playing online Halo 3. In other words spend some fucking money people.

A large woman's vagina.

The Xbox 360 was the first next-gen console to appear, but it could not take full advantage of this head-start. Despite appearing in 2005, it has so far failed to gain massive support - mostly thanks to an unspectacular set of games. Now it seems doomed to fall behind thanks to the sheer power of the PS3 (MGS 4, anyone?) and the supreme originality of the Wii. Halo 3 might prolong its life thanks to fanboys, but Sony and Nintendo are already set to rule the next-gen war in 2007.

The cheap alternative to the PS3 but with better sound and graphics quality than the Wii. The console for Halo geeks.

The newest halo machine. Nothing more.

Microsofts next gen system, that will be nothing compared to PS3 and the rev or wii...

in other words, a way for microsoft to sell Halo 3 for $400.

One of the new next-gen consoles. This one is the one made by microsoft, and it does look pretty awesome. And although 2 of those guys before believe otherwise, you can't say it will be more awesome than the PS3 and the rev when you don't know anything about what either will be like at release.